The Eighth Annual Cartony Awards

Well, it’s that time again to celebrate the holiest of holidays - Cartony season. Sure, this past year was a bit of a struggle at times, with many contenders for the spot of New Ben before the original came back to claim his title. But amongst the strife came clarity on the true nature of Santa Claus (the answer may surprise you!) as well as a higher than recommended dose of dithering about with various guests. Join us as we debate whether or not most of the things this year happened.

Our categories this year:

  • Most Interesting Nonhuman

  • Best Musical Number to Worst Episode Ratio

  • Best Santa

  • Best Boy

  • Best Intro

  • Best Adoption of an Earlier Art Style

  • Best Conspiracy Theory

  • Best Ensemble Cast

  • Best Sibling Dynamic

  • Who Would Win in a Fight?

  • Biggest Coincidence (You’re Tellin’ Me)

  • Biggest Payoff for Creative Liberties Taken

  • Best Movie

  • Best Bonus Episode

  • Best Show

“Torn” by David Armand, Mime Extraordinaire