The Cartoncasters were trying on various costumes at the mall, judging the quality of their respective bulges (someone had to), when they were enraptured by a performance in the middle of the mall. It was none other than Jem, pop idol extraordinaire. She dazzled onlookers with her fashion, glitter, fortune, and fame, not to mention the supercomputer in the back of the set working the lights. The show turned out to be truly (truly truly) outrageous, and the two knew that no matter how many concerts they’d go to, no one else would be the same. And the holograms.
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